|The squad look fly af|
Canada X Reader~crackfica request for :iconsilverstar83: yes there is swearing XD
It is just another day at the world meeting. you are the country of (pick a random country).
"I AM GOING TO FUCK A POLAR BEAR WOOT WOOT." You yell.
"(y/n) you can not fuck polar bears it is bad for the environment." Canada says.
"WELL I WILL FUCK THE ENVIORMENT TOO." You say. yeah you probably had too much sugar today.
"well instead of fucking a polar bear, why not fuck me instead." Canada says blushing.
"IS THAT A CHALLENGE BOY."
"Yo dudes where the fuck is (y/n) and why do I hear screaming noises."
France starts sobbing. "that's my boy. that's my boy."
Everyone just stares at France like he is high.
[FNAF Mythology AU] Satyr!Jeremy x Naga!ReaderInside the cavern, it was dark and dry, just as you liked it. Rain poured heavily from the sky, soaking the world outside in its torrential downpour. You, however, were safe and dry, curled up tightly at the very back of the rocky overhanging, sleeping peacefully. Well, you had been unconscious, until a very loud clap of thunder brought you out of your dreams. That's when the fawn appeared. He was completely drenched, shuddering as he found shelter from the rain. In your home. The brunette didn't seem to notice you, shaking the water from the soft fur coat of his legs. Keeping to the shadows, you circled him quietly, observing. He was pretty cute, you mused, a smirk forming on your face. The tip of your tail flicked out slightly, the [colour] scales catching and refracting the light. Gems of colour danced swiftly along the rocks before disappearing again as you withdrew your tail back to the shadows.
“H-hello..?” The satyr questioned, his voice shaking slightly with unease.
Human!Puppet X Reader - Friend
"(Y/N)~! Look! I won some tickets for the Prize Corner!" Your little sister [Sister's Name] waved the tickets around in excitement and you smiled at her cuteness.
It's been quite a while since last you visited the Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. You were in the same age as your sister when you first visited the place. It really changed since last time.
They added a Game Area, a Kid's Cove and other new things. And the atmosphere seems to be more cheerful than usual.
[Sister's Name] looked at you with big puppy eyes and asked shyly: "Uhm, (Y/N)? Can you get me a prize from the Prize Corner? I would do it myself but I want to finish my pizza."
You patted her head. "Sure. What do you want me to get for you?" Your sister thought for a while but then said: "I know my big sister always picks out something great so I'm fine with everything~!"
You immediately aww'd at her. Sometimes [Sister's Name] is too cute for words. So with the tickets in your hands you walked to the Prize Corner.
The room was