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Canada X Reader~crackfica request for :iconsilverstar83: yes there is swearing XDCanada X Reader~crackfic by shiny-eve
It is just another day at the world meeting. you are the country of (pick a random country).
"I AM GOING TO FUCK A POLAR BEAR WOOT WOOT." You yell.
"(y/n) you can not fuck polar bears it is bad for the environment." Canada says.
"WELL I WILL FUCK THE ENVIORMENT TOO." You say. yeah you probably had too much sugar today.
"well instead of fucking a polar bear, why not fuck me instead." Canada says blushing.
"IS THAT A CHALLENGE BOY."
"Yo dudes where the fuck is (y/n) and why do I hear screaming noises."
France starts sobbing. "that's my boy. that's my boy."
Everyone just stares at France like he is high.